My tweets

• Sun, 20:35: Hubby, announcing happily from the bathroom: "I no longer take peeing for granted!"
• Sun, 20:37: Tornado warning this week. You could tell we weren't from the Midwest because we actually cared enough to take cover.
• Sun, 20:56: RT @PeterGriffinn: (On a church sign) "Nobody's perfect... well, there was this one guy, but we killed him."