My tweets

• Sun, 22:45: Combining the lessons of two presidential videos I just watched: Baby Simba was apparently destined to order the death of Osama bin Laden.
• Sun, 23:00: A couple hours behind the news. Was temporarily in France, circa 1405. *Le sigh!*
• Sun, 23:03: Next up on FOX NEWS: "Black Male in Washington Confesses to Murder of Elderly Man on Dialysis"
• Sun, 23:08: "@Oprah: Does this mean the war is over?"