My tweets

• Sat, 08:49: RT @angry_prof: I'm not sure how many problems I have, but I'm fairly certain math is one.
• Sat, 08:50: RT @angry_prof: It turns out you're *not* supposed to judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. To my mind it seems the most awesome way…
• Sat, 08:52: RT @AcademicsSay: N = 2, r = 1, p < .000. #AcademicValentines
• Sat, 08:53: RT @SarcasticMethod: If I had a romance committee, you would be the chair. #AcademicValentines
• Sat, 08:55: RT @AcademicsSay: "Roses are red Violets are blue I moved my papers off the kitchen table like you asked." - @angry_prof #AcademicValenti…
• Sat, 08:56: RT @AcademicsSay: "Roses are red [1] Violets are blue [2] [1] J Exp Bot (1993) 44, 1725-34 [2] Phytochem Rev (2006) 5, 283-91" @paulcoxon …
• Sat, 08:58: RT @GothamKnowledge: Oxyhemoglobin is red Hemocyanin is blue Let me be your cephalopod And cuttle up with you #academicvalentines @realscie…