My tweets

• Sat, 16:07: RT @nihilist_arbys: Kentucky derby day! Run in a circle! If you falter we'll melt you into glue. What an apt metaphor for humanity's fate. …
• Sat, 16:08: RT @nihilist_arbys: You think YOU'VE got problems? Pfft. You do. Love is an illusion and the brutal persistence of time will destroy you. A…
• Sat, 16:13: RT @ProBirdRights: maybe I should paint some of your babby and hide them around see how you like it
• Sat, 16:13: RT @ProBirdRights: oh great now Colonel Sanders is run for president what next, Sergant Birdkill??? smells antiChicken but also delicious #…
• Sat, 16:15: RT @GuyInYourMFA: story idea: a man considers killing himself. he doesn't kill himself. or does he?