2015-07-02

Wed, 18:39: RT @ProBirdRights: Sciencists say there a extra second of time today???? That just enough to able to stuff one more toast in my mouth. Two …
Wed, 18:39: RT @ProBirdRights: oh i sorry. I can not hear you over all this me.
Wed, 18:40: RT @ProBirdRights: a pool noodle is not a noodle at all. i have been lied to.
Wed, 18:40: Mine is ~70% watermelon. https://t.co/c1z0cub8Ys
Wed, 18:52: I've decided that I'm not answering any more emails tonight because I need to eat like half of a watermelon. #importantthoughts
Wed, 19:08: RT @amhistorymuseum: Today in 1863: The most famous battle of the Civil War began, and raged for three days. What was it? http://t.co/BcrNw…
Wed, 19:30: This bird is happy I'm home. https://t.co/MYeua13N7F